THAT IS, IF YOU WANT TO BE…..
Fear of Intimacy, 1997, casein on watercolor paper with 3-D hair sticking out of person’s chest, 30” x 37”
THE QUIZ BEGINS HERE:
HOW DO YOU START YOUR DAY? Answer “YES” or “NO”.
(A) Do you slide out of bed with a smile on your face and a song in your heart?
The Homely Sister IV, 2007, oil on canvas, 24” x 24”
(B) Or, do you prefer to greet the morning with curses and coffee?
The Kiss, 1997, casein on masonite, 15-1/2” x 18-3/8”
(C) Or…do you start your day with all of the above?
The Perfect Marriage, 1997, casein on canvas, 48” x 62-1/2”
(D) OR….do you start your day with none of the above?
Indolence, 2008, oil on canvas, 11” x 14”
If your answer to any of these questions is “Yes," you’re allowed to belong to my secret club. If your answer to any of these questions is “No,” you can also belong to my secret club. If you refuse to take this test or even read this blog post, you can also belong to my secret club.
I guess you can say I’m friendly that way.
You’re So Vain You Probably Think This Painting’s About You, oil on canvas, size unknown, whereabouts unknown, circa 2009